Channeling Canadian Dougie or some random thoughts as we enter 2008

The other day I was channelling, Doug, aka Doogan or the Mexican Bikini inspector.. his avatar inspired me, what a hunk of burning love . Anyways as we enter the new year he helped me sort my thoughts.. these are profound so watch out.

'1'
Blaming your farts on me..... Not funny... Not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
Not letting me sniff crap.Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves rolling over, Stop it!
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'5'
Leaving me alone on the floor, instead of the couch.. now you know why we steal your clothes.. payback is a b...
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'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", Then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DAY IS DOG DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!