Thursday, February 28, 2008

Everything is back to normal...

After being abandoned in the Animal Detention Center, aka the kennel and then both my adults getting sick things are finally back to normal. The kids were here last week overnight and one time Devon was having a hissy fit on floor, that was great fun, how was I supposed to know not to bite her hair. They said I made things worse, but I don't believe them. Somedays I am the scapegoat for just about everything, stealing those little plastic caps around the toilet, stealing dirty underwear or taking stuff out of the garbage.. I can't be all that bad, I am just having fun.

Mom has taken me out with the pack once again and I am doing better as they are getting smaller, or I am getting bigger, not sure. They still try to knock me over, but I am holding my own.

I weigh 55.4 pounds now at just over 8 months old.. I think I am pretty much full grown, they say I am going to fill out, but I don't want to.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Political Endorsement

If you want to know who to vote for you will not find it here. I am refusing to support any of the candidates as they are not addressing the real issues: testicular implants, testerone shots, being allowed to eat human food on a regular basis, unlimited walking privileges, humping of stuffed animals and in general doing what I want. When they start addressing the important things then I will tell you who you should vote for.

On the other hand the humans are feeling better, and today is another rainy stormy day. Yesterday dad took me for an hour walk in the woods, and this is the first time this has happened in a while. Hope he continues to feel better as I really miss our time in the woods.

This rain is driving me crazy, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.. oh never mind, you already know about this.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap.. the sound of a bored dog on a rainy day..

Mom and dad have something called URI's said they got it in New Orleans, so they are boring. Today it is raining like crazy and I am bored out of my puppy mind. I keep walking back and forth, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap,tap, tap, tap, tap, tap tap... then they yell in their hoarse raspy human voices "Teddy sit down" and stop walking back an forth. So I do what I am told.

Then they do not pay attention, so I go in the bathroom and steal something out of the garbage or go in the bedroom and steal a shoe or some clothes. Great fun, but it would be funner if we were out walking with the pack. Have to settle for driving them crazy today.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Outa the kennel, whoopeee...

Got out of the kennel on Thursday AM, dad came to get me... I hit the redzone big time, jumping all over the place, licking and biting and all. When I got home did pretty much the same thing to mom. Not sure what it is, but since I have been home have been called a pain in the ass several times.. guess they do not know how much I missed them.

The kennel was ok, very boring, I ate my bed. The best part was when Bee would come by and visit me. That was cool, thank goodness for the bones they left for me, without them I would have gone out of my mind.

Nice to be home raising hell, and sleeping in mom and dad's bed occasionally.

Oh yea, dad and mom are kinda down keep talking about how the Patriots lost and how they can't believe that.. I am gonna cheer them up.