Wednesday, March 26, 2008

A failure to communicate...

The humans just don't understand that I do not understand everything they say, so I thought a lexicon would be heldful to all humans general..

When they say Teddy hurry up and go.... I hear blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
When they say Teddy stop humping the stuffed animal.. I hear blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
When they say Teddy get off of the bed.. I hear blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
When they say Teddy knock off the biting..I hear blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
When they say Teddy stop stealing clothes.. I hear, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
When they say Teddy stop taking stuff out of the bathroom garbage.. I hear, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah....
When they say Teddy stop walking back and forth and going tap, tap, tap, tap... I hear blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..
When they say Teddy stop jumping at the window to get to the squirrels.. I hear squirrels, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..
When they say Teddy stop digging in the yard.. I hear blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
When they say Teddy get your head out of the garbage.. I hear blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
When I hear Teddy let go of the comforter... I hear blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

I hope this helps all the dumb humans, I do understand no and a bunch of other stuff, but what that is is my secret and maybe someday I will tell you, in the meantime it is all blah, blah, blah, blah, blah to me.

Monday, March 24, 2008


that is the most boring holiday so far, no kids!!! Saturday night we went out and stopped by Erika's house, I had to wait in the van. The adults came out about two hours later with green and blue stuff on their fingers.. I could smell Andre and Devon. They were talking about how successful it was because no one spilled the colors.. not sure what any of this means. All I know is that I was not included, and if they wanted something spilled I could have helped.

Easter Sunday everyone was mellow and slow, except me. We spend most of the day in the yard and cut down some small trees and did some raking. I helped carry the the tree limbs into the woods, the adults said I was a big help, and to the truck. Really hit the red zone when I see the big blue leave tarp, it makes me absolutely crazy I attack the dickens out of it, and sometimes I get a free ride.. Also get pretty crazy when the rake comes out, I attack it and bark like crazy. It was a good weekend even though the kids did not come by and there was no one small to play with.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Uncle Jimmy was in town....

got to meet my new fave uncle last Sunday, he is a pretty cool dude who understands us four legged type. He spend some quality time with Andre, Devin and I. It was a good day got to see the rest of the family..and I did not even have to go to the van... I almost hit the red zone a couple of times, but overall mom and dad said I was a good puppy. Jimmy took me for a walk with Andre and Devin, and guess what I had to go. A lady came out yelling and all upset, Jimmy said he would come back and pick it up.. but for some reason we came back a different way.

Uncle Ev and Laurie came by with their dog, "LE", and I kept trying to hump that pretty little thing, not very successful.. but I really do not know what I am doing. I don't even know why I do it.

Lots of rain again, tap.. tap... tap... tap... go from window to sliding door. Not able to get enought exercise, so have to spend some time in bed.. I am so bored on rainy days. How come squirrels and birds do not have to stay in on rainy days??

Thursday, March 13, 2008

It is my choice where I go..

Lately the adults have been laughing at me and sometimes getting impatient when I go into the woods to take care of business, I choose not to use the same boring porcelain commode that adults use.. as I like variety. When I go out I sniff, and sniff, and sniff, and sniff and then I walk around in a circle until I find a perfect spot.. then it happens. Sorry if you adults get bored with this, but I doubt if I will change.. blame it on the wolf in me.

I have a relative in New York and he also has a website, the author is pretty bright.. , Bumblebee sounds like a gas and someone I would like to hang with. The website can pretty boring for some of you, as it is not only about dogs, but also about decadent youth in the big apple.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Rolling in really stinky stuff...

not sure why I do this, mom thinks it is the wolf in me, but the other day after the rain I rolled in something stinky and yucky ( looked like it & smelt like it).. anyways they had to wash me off and leave me on the deck to dry...I howled like a banshee..

Spent some crate time yesterday, dad was working and mom went to Rae's mom's service, did not like that one bit.. but when Aunt B and mom came back we went for a long walk in the heavy rain.. makes no difference to me, but I do not like baths.

Last night everyone slept later than usual, I ate mom's new top and swallowed a couple of buttons.. what am I supposed to do if I am bored!! I got yelled at big time. They say it will now be later out light.. guess that is good.

The adults have been starting to do some spring cleaning, for some reason I hit the red zone when they rake and I attack that rake. They took out the blue leaf tarp and I hit the red zone really bad.. for some reason that blue tarp to me is like a red cape to a bull. Initially they laugh, but then they wind up getting real mad and I get put on the long leash.. .that is ok I still bark at them.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Chasing the sun..

Haven't seen spring yet, but they say I'll like it. There are a lot more birdies around and their singing sounds like adult whistling. The other day when I was on the bed, with mom looking out the window I saw a big kittie with a white stripe walking through the yard.. I almost went out the window, and got in trouble again.

Dad says it is getting darker out late and earlier out light, all I know is there is more daytime, not that it matters because I see in the dark pretty good. Winter was OK, but I do not like the icy snow, really like the soft snow and snow piles. The icy snow makes my back legs hurt.

Now that there is more daylight there is more sun coming in through the skylights, I keep trying to catch them. Mom thinks I am nuts and laughs at me. Then she takes out the flashlight and I chase the light on the floor.

Sad news one of my favorite adults, Rachel, mother died. I did not know her, but if she was 1/2 as nice as Rachel she would have been a great woman. I don't understand all this emotion stuff, but when I see Rae I will cheer her up or at least give her a big lick.

The adults say I'm bored, how about this..

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